It’s British Cheese Week, so in celebration of this hugely important and well known event, here are a few of my favourite cheese related jokes (and one non cheese joke).

For some reason cheese jokes are the only jokes I know, so apologies if you have heard all of these in numerous occasions!

Q: What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

A: halloumi!

Q: What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

A:Marscapone!

Q: What cheese is made backwards?

A: Edam!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?

A: Camembert!

Q: how do you handle dangerous cheese?

A: Caerphilly!

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?

A: Because he was a fun-ghi

And finally had to share this amazing cheese related sign – brilliant!

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