It’s British Cheese Week, so in celebration of this hugely important and well known event, here are a few of my favourite cheese related jokes (and one non cheese joke).
For some reason cheese jokes are the only jokes I know, so apologies if you have heard all of these in numerous occasions!
Q: What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
A: halloumi!
Q: What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
A:Marscapone!
Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?
A: Camembert!
Q: how do you handle dangerous cheese?
A: Caerphilly!
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he was a fun-ghi
And finally had to share this amazing cheese related sign – brilliant!
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